Strange, Fluffy article

Here's a little article on a weird debate over Fluff.

Actually, in this case I admit that I'm sympathizing with the anti-Fluff contingent. Who doesn't love a nice glob of Fluff, but honestly, there must be better options available when it come to nourishing the growing bodies of Our Nation's Youth. For example, I was reared on Cup o' Noodles and sandwiches assembled out of frozen bagels, cream cheese, and crunched-up Cool Ranch Doritos in the Scrounge, our high school's subterranean student lounge. Now that's a diet school administrators should be proud of.