Cocktail flu

Here is what I did after drinking too many cucumber and gin thingies with Dana at Solstice last night:

1. Knocked a full glass of water into the open drawer of my lovely antique wooden nightstand.

2. Flipped a bowl of beans and rice into an open kitchen drawer filled with silverware.

3. Knocked over a full glass of water directly onto my cell phone.

4. Clung to a wall.

5. Texted my friend Megan, "I just really hate the word panties." I really do hate that word. Why did I need to tell her at that particular moment, though?

6. Went to bed and dreamt of almond pate de fruits, icy cold glasses of water, and wading through a clear, shallow lake while having a conversation with a small langoustine-like creature with fluffy red hair.