People Who May Be Encountered in Auditoriums and Aeroplanes

1. The Sniffler

2. The Regaler

3. The Seat Puller, who is often also

4. The Seat Kicker

5. The Passive Aggressive Second Seat Hoarder and His Jacket

6. The Brazen, Who Shall Not Submit to the Will of The Passive Aggressive
Second Seat Hoarder and His Jacket

7. The Brayer

8. The Knowing Nodder, who is often

9. The Approving Murmurer, as well as

10. The Sarcastic Snorter

11. The Slow Processor, who may also be

12. The Older Person Who Cannot Bear to Miss a Single
Sentence of Dialogue, and who relies upon a steady companion,

13. The Loud Whisperer

14. The Shoe Remover

15. The Wrapper Crinkler

16. The Deodorant Averse, who may also believe herself to be one of

17. The Chemically Sensitive

18. The Overdressed and Uncomfortable

19. The Underdressed and Way Too Comfortable

20. The Huge Fan

21. The Bringer of Malodorous Food

22. The Industrious Nail Clipper

23. The Over-Sharer, and his mobile telephone

24. The Drunk and Increasingly Hostile

25. The Fidgeter

26. The Couple in Love

27. The Child.